A post where I will put all of my as-of-yet-unapproved comments to Brandon Christol's blog (and WTTY2's arch-nemisis) WTTY1

In response to "Movin' on Down?":

(1)

Dear Mr. Christol. There are too many words in blog posts these days. Please eliminate 500. I am not a crackpot.

(2)

If Soriano had crabs, would that affect your analysis. If so, how?

(3)

Dear Mr. Christol,

Please write a post about ponies.

Sincerely,
Loretta Hannily, age 3

(4)

If Soriano were a hotdog, would you eat him?

I know I would. He would be *delicious.*

/bites own arm.

(5)

If Soriano had herpes, would *that* affect your analysis?

(6)

What about gonorrhea? The clap?

(7)

Maybe I can save some time: how do STDs play into your analysis?

(8)

Hey: did you hear the one about the Cubs winning the World Series?

Yeah. Me neither.

Please submit your unapproved comments in my comments.

*Update**Update**Update**Update**Update**Update**Update*

The hilarious ponies comment has been posted.

That is all.